For Fun - Make Curse Words That Are Worthy Of Atheist Utterings

Most of us do it, and there are many forums debating the issue of atheists 'taking the lords name in vain', so no need to rehash it here, unless you seriously feel the need...
I still fall back on 'Jeezus Christ' and goddamn thisorthat when I'm really flustered, but I've become more creative when I'm feeling squirrelly...
Darwin Dammit...By the bones of Galileo...or heebie Jebus momma...I still like Fuckit the best

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Ooooooo....christ on a fuckstick is soooo much better than christ on a cross!!! And, I, too, am of the position that the "lord's" name be taken in vain...god damn it.
Jehova's greasy it!

I think my winner in the praise department is....drum roll: 'Science Be Praised' for moments of praise and enjoyment!! Or 'Sweet Spock's Pointy Ears!'
True, that's why I don't think too much about this...if I am pissed off, or surprised, or orgasmic (especially orgasmic) it will ruin the moment to think of witty cursewords.
I've recently thought of opening a fromagerie called "Praise Cheeses". We would, of course, carry Baby Cheeses as well as Sweet Cheeses. Cheeses Price is variable.
Sounds like something you'd say as you sneeze: ah-ah-ah ... fro-MA-gerie!
Carlin bless you!
I'm terrible, and I probably shouldn't be using it, but I tend to say "Jesus fucking christ on a stick"

Gets me in trouble a lot.
Me too! I'm not sure where I got it from. Sometimes I make it "Jesus fucking Christ on a popsicle stick" - no idea where that came from either!

I have NEVER heard anyone else say that unless they got it from me. O.o
I have. But, maybe they got it from you.

The variation I have heard more often is "Jesus fucking Christ on a bike", and seems like people from Michigan, USA use it a lot.
looks like a lot of us are saying it...hmmmm?????
I remember hearing "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!" when I was a kid.
Another favorite for me is Bloody Christ on a cracker.




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