As I attempted to catch up (from scratch, natch), I noticed several spots where I could have added puns to the comments. Reaching my point of critical mass (No offense to my fellow nontheists), I could take no more. By the way, is Critical Mass when the priest complains about your behavior?
Feel free to comment as needed, but the primary purpose is to add what you missed posting there. Please note the page of the discussion when posting.
I decided to begin this sidebar as a means to punnish everyone. I will start on page 16.
I can Toscanini if you can Khachaturian.
If Toscanini scared away Khachaturian, could you say he made Chicken Khachaturian???