Amusing Responses You Got From People When You Came Out About Being An Atheist.

I thougt It would be interesting to see some of the more comical responses people have received upon coming out. I'll start things off with my favorite.

I was about 16 and a guy in class found out that I didn't believe in god and he came up to me and asked

Boy: "So do you really not believe in god"

Me: "No."

Boy: "So.... You worship the devil?!"

I got this one in one form or another many times..... Gotta love the bible belt! :)


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It doesn't help. I tried to reason with her... many times. Sad.
You should just tell her that you are afraid of her and don't want to continue contact. If you follow though with that, that might make her think.
You don't say anything to them. You slap them in the face and report them to the authorities as potentially dangerous.
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soon we shall rule the world with Dawkins as our supreme being!!!!!!!!!!!!
you don't say anything, you cry in desperation and fear for the future of mankind.

wow, that's quit... sickening...

Metallica, "sad but true"

I had the same thing with my uncle, asked him if god told everyone to jump off a bridge...

The one that causes me to chuckle when I hear it is:

"So then when we die, that's it? That's what you believe?! When you're dead, your dead!"

Christian, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist....doesn't matter; some being more angry than others when they say it is the only difference and the angrier they are, the funnier it I bad or what? :)
lol my funniest one would have to be "my parents believe in the bible so i do to"
'my parents believe the world is flat, so i do to' I hope this person doesn't vote.
When people ask me what happens after I die, I reply: "I become fertilizer."
First mistake, there is nothing at all logical about religious belief. It is a mental disease that spreads all too easily, unfortunately. Only thing we can do is educate the young, un-infected ones and euthanize the currently diseased ones.




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