Amusing Responses You Got From People When You Came Out About Being An Atheist.

I thougt It would be interesting to see some of the more comical responses people have received upon coming out. I'll start things off with my favorite.

I was about 16 and a guy in class found out that I didn't believe in god and he came up to me and asked

Boy: "So do you really not believe in god"

Me: "No."

Boy: "So.... You worship the devil?!"

I got this one in one form or another many times..... Gotta love the bible belt! :)


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If we could time travel back to when Jesus was alive, I'd love to get drunk with him. =D
Jesus Christ wasn't the cool brother... Craig Christ was the awesome one. Check this out, madam.
Craig is effing awesomeness in a box of Cheerios!
Craig would probably be too busy hitting on my hot friends to entertain me. >.>
BLASPHEMY , I Love It!!! :)
When I told my mother.... OMG Diaddy, dont tell people that! You have to be careful. lls mothers! smh
I've had a few, pretty much what you have all said. The one that comes to mind was as a sophomore in college and this conversation ensued in a Sociology Class:

Girl: Religion is very important, everyone needs and wants religion...

Me:That's not necessarily true you know...

Girl: Yes it is, God makes people happy and safe and blah blah blah...

Me: But not everyone believes in the Christian God or God at all...

Girl:....yes they do, except weird atheists....

Me: I'm an atheist and I'm not weird, nor I am a bad person....

Girl: God is calling you back home to his flock, to salvation and eternal life....

Me: Well let him know I screen my calls and I'm not picking up. *Big Smile*

/End of conversation/
Excellent!! I'm going to use that last line if anyone ever tells me that "god is calling me". LOL
yeah, and tell him to stop wasting all my minutes.
That's got to be the best line for that crap! I've only been open about my atheism for a few months and I've already been told that jesus is calling me back to his flock, arms, protection......blah, blah, blah at least 15 times. I'm using that next time!!
LOL!! Use it away. I'm usually very reluctant to talk about religion because it's a touchy subject but if people ask me or if they say something I don't agree with I have to let them know.
Like you, I realize the futility of arguing with the religiously diseased. But we still can f$%k with their heads and make a fun time of the encounter! good job


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