Suddenly all hell broke loose in the sky. i dropped my frappe and looked up. "oh sh--!" I started to say,
but I didn't finish the expletive because I saw God sitting on a huge throne with walls of fire coming from
the back. Wow! I could turn some heads and win some races with that ride! Jesus is beside God, but his
throne is smaller with less fire.
Leading the procession, are thousands of angels singing and blowing trumpets. There is lightning
everywhere and meteors are falling to earth without burning.
Without any warning, people start rising into the clouds. Some of them are alive and some are smelly
skeletons. I feel myself being lifted up with the elect. Does God know I'm an atheist? What if he gets pissed
and drops me? Some people are praying or singing with the angels. Dammit, I can't remember a single
hymn or prayer. Maybe I should keep quiet.
We're getting pretty high off the ground now and I'm feeling cold. Did God bring us up here to freeze us
to death? Should I ask for a coat? And if we go much higher, we'll need oxygen.
This rapture business has been going on for a while now. The sun and moon have disappeared, so I have
no idea whet time it is. I'm still cold, but I can still breathe, so I'm ok. But I'm feeling really hungry. I hit on
a great idea. Since there so many people (living and dead) mybe Jusus won't know who is requesting
food. Who knows? Maybe he'll show some compassion. So I take the chance. "Hey, Jesus", I
shout,"do you have any of that bread and fish left?"
Oops! Maybe my idea wasn't so great after all. Jesus looks directly at me. I start falling at a
breath taking speed. I do manage to contort my body and kiss my ass goodbye..just before
dropping on my bed.
Was this bed in a mental hospital by chance lolol.
It might have been for anyone gullible enough to believe in the rapture.