Had to move from Seattle to Slidell, LA 2 years ago. A fate worse than death. Can't be openly atheist without worrying about your kids being ostracized or persecuted, and risking violent hate crimes.
Perry, GA. Which is a lot like Slidell, but with gently rolling hills and pecan trees.
That's where I'm from-- er live too. :)
My brother lives in Everett ...close by?