One of the funniest birthday cards I've seen in a long time. A simple white card that looks like it was typed on an ancient typewriter with a bad ribbon gives the following sentiment,


You're one year closer to

Finding out if there really is

a god and heaven and angels and

shit or if worms are to

slowly eat your decomposing ass

while you rot in a box

eeesh . Good luck with that

Happy Birthday

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i only want those from now on ^^
I actually emailed this as a brithday greeting to my secretary and signed it, "Your Atheist Boss." She was laughing so hard she had tears coming out of her eyes.
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey, the worms and I are going to have some fun down there.
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey

I guess I will be pre-embalmed for the most part.
I suppose being pre-embalmed would be better than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a bottle in front 'a me.

Thankyou, I'm here all week. Try the veal...
I doubt Hallmark will pick it up - just guessing of course.
hahahaha! When the aliens come, I will not be suggesting you as an earth ambassador, pal.
Nor would I suggest a career as a funeral director. The happy face would not be tasteful.
Even if there is no lord in the sky

If there are no angels in heaven

No Nirvana, Heaven or Hell

"Name" Will never be forgotten

Sincere sympathy.


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