What's the BEST line you NEVER used on a Christian but wanted to REEELY bad...?
My fundie ex-mother-in-law once handed me a "letter from God", it was a project their pastor had given them, to write a hypothetical letter from God to themselves, and what they imagined God would say to them and about them, what advice God would give, etc.
It was all pretty mundane stuff, hardly worth commenting on, but the first thought that entered my head (but did not pass my lips) was...
"For the creator of the universe, God can't spell worth a damn...."
Had to bite my tongue to keep from blurting that out...
I had a regular customer that was a pastor. He gave me literature all the time (which was put in the circular file). At work, I always tried very hard to avoid every discussion of religion or belief, but with this person, it was very difficult keeping my mouth shut.
One day, the week before easter, the pastor came in and asked me if I would be in church this sunday. I replied no. He asked why not? I replied " I don't need it"
That was the last time he ever said anything to me regarding religion.
Heehee ;-) That reminds me of that Steven Colbert commentary where he (mock) defended Justice Scalia's reasoning about the Mount Soledad Cross being a "secular" symbol, claiming "it could be read as a giant 't', meaning 'thank you, Jews...' [for serving your country...]"
That made me chuckle...
My overly religious neighbor stormed over to my house and accused me of yelling at his kids to get off my property (I didn't yell at them btw). He proceeded to allegedly find Home Owners Association violations on my property and smugly announced flopping his arm over my shoulders that "I could tell on you, but I won't." When the "visit" was over and he was about to leave he announced that he was a christian (as if the giant cross hanging around his scrawny neck didn't clue me in). Neither my husband or I said a word and after a noticeable silence he left. Later I wanted to kick myself for not replying to him after his stunnng announcement, "I'm sorry, I hear they're working on a cure for that." A missed opportunity....