I'm a bartender and I'm not shy about messing with people! I will be at work in 2 hours and I need some jokes that will do 2 things: 1.) give the nonreligious something to laugh at 2.) not let the religious get an ok-I-won't-fuck-with-you pass! Today's a great day for A LOT of blashemy! So I'm calling out to all my fellow Atheists - please send me some jokes! Here's one of my favorites "What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? You only need ONE nail to hang up the picture of Jesus!" Good times :-)

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Jesus walks up to a crowd of people getting ready to stone a lady to death for committing adultry. Jesus says, " Whoever is without sin may cast the first stone." So this lady walks up with a big ol' rock and smashes it down on the poor lady and smashes her head wide open. The lady dusts off her hands and starts walking away, and Jesus shakes his head and says, "Mom, sometimes you really piss me off."


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