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Cast Not the 1st Stone
In case you haven't heard this one:
In the day of our beloved Lord Jesus, there stood a prostitute surrounded by the townspeople who were about to stone her.
The Lord Jesus says, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
Over the heads of the townsfolk a large stone flies, hitting the prostitute in the head causing her to fall to the ground.
Jesus turns to find the perpetrator, "MOM!!"
In the day of our beloved Lord Jesus, there stood a prostitute surrounded by the townspeople who were about to stone her.
The Lord Jesus says, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
Over the heads of the townsfolk a large stone flies, hitting the prostitute in the head causing her to fall to the ground.
Jesus turns to find the perpetrator, "MOM!!"
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Turtle Poser on -
of course not!
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Permalink Reply by Timo Ostrander on -
"Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"
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Permalink Reply by Eagle Ashcroft on -
I love it.
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Permalink Reply by Turtle Poser on
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It's my Catholic (but atheist) father's joke. I'm glad you liked it.
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Permalink Reply by unholyroller on -
Read this yesterday....still laughing my butt off. I love Robot Chicken.
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