Believe it or not this is not a Poe.
Halloween (all hallows eve) was a Xtain creation in the first place (as part of their scare the shit out of the faithful program). They are really a sad bunch of stupid - dumb as a box of rocks but sad.
There are just so many places to go with Jesusween in terms of ridicule. We need an atheist late night talk show host for these things.