I just read the article. It's normal for a superstition based Patriarchal institution to be... well superstitious and Patriarchal.
I don't want to make light of this either (comedy is a good defense against horror) I work with individuals with brain trauma and there are some horror stories concerning domestic abuse.
You did say "'til death do us part." And God intends for you to mean it. If you were a better wife, he wouldn't need to masturbate or physically assault you. Take your discipline like a good submissive wife. >.X
I always found the Mormon hierarchy of heavens to be confusing. My sister and I have concluded that it works much the same way as a credit card company. You can not kill everyone in sight, and that's enough to get you your basic card. Then if you're loyal to the company and you contribute enough, you get the gold card. Then, if you pay the company 10% of your earnings, marry a company member, bear his seed, etc... then you get the PLATINUM CARD (i.e. celestial kingdom, the highest). We should all want a platinum card after all, right?
Reservations are open for my 15-year old daughter. Orgasms are from the devil. Rape victims deserve it. Sex in Harry Potter and skittles.
Some are funny, some are ridiculous as all get out.