How would folks feel about characterizing churches as adult entertainment centers? The information preached in churches is clearly not suitable for children, it is manipulative and false and children are not fully equipped to discern that information and are more likely to fall prey to it.
Calling them "Adult entertainment and novelty centers" would put churches in the right category IMO. We are not free to blast children with pornography or gambling, so why delusional belief systems? Outside of "tradition" are there any rational arguments against this line of thinking I might not be considering here?