Okay ... Who The F*** IS this yo-yo?!?
Hello, my name is Carl, and I'll be your Satanically influenced atheist flight attendant today. Welcome aboard. Coffee, tea or babies blood?
She would be great serving refreshments. God multiplies them. A great savings for the airline.
Loren, don't tell me you've never heard of Cindy Jacobs!! She's a well-known class-A religious nutcase.
Here's one of her famous ramblings......
Sorry, haven't had the displeasure of knowing her ... biblically or otherwise, nor do I WANT to!
ONLY if she has a multi-engine commercial rating and, say, two or three thousand hours of flight time. Otherwise, she can munch on her peanuts in Coach and keep her yap shut.
She's a leader for the ignorant and gullible and she obviously suffers form PTBSD (Post Traumatic Bull Shit Disorder) due to her mind being a battleground against reason.
W-T-F?!! Please tell me this isn't some sort of sick-assed joke. This HAS to be Poe. No one, not even a person who may have survived having their brain removed, can that absolutely, unequivocally, completely and unalterably stupid. I could have a more intelligent and meaningful conversation with a head of cauliflower.
Now, now, Pat ... don't be casting asparagus! [chuckle!]
Oh, my aching ass! I just looked her up. The bitch is real! Sorry for having a moment of doubt. SB. And no, my name's not Thomas ;-)
Geez! I guess I this means I can't ever have "Hotter 'N Hell" hot sauce on my wings, or shrimp diavolo, or even devil's food cake, as they are all infected with demons. I do like asparagus. However, I wouldn't cast it before this swine.
Well, apparently she's made it onto Right Wing Watch's radar ... one of their screwier blips, for sure.
One of my former coworkers once admired a flower in my yard, called Crocosmia. Brilliant fire red flowers. Attracts hummingbirds. Then I told her the variety name was "Lucifer". She wouldn't plant it.
I love satanic - named foods. Deviled eggs. Yum.
Then again, if she doesn't consider me demonic, I would be surprised. If some lightning-strike-rare twist of fate ever results in her next to me on an airplane, I'll have to use my ipad to channel some devilish fun.