Create a Quote (Pro-Atheism, Anti-Theism, or Maxim)

Just feeling a bit creative right now. Always interested in the thoughts of others on the subject of atheism. As an exercise I thought it would be good fun if we came up with our own orginial quotes to express our atheism.

"If America was truly a Christian nation, there'd be no one left"

"Why are you an atheist?...I thought about it"

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Bwa hahaha!
La Bible est avant tout un traité culinaire sur l'art d'accommoder les salades.

Unfortunately, it doesn't translate well in English. "Salade" is, of course, French for "salad", but it's also often used to mean "a fabricated story".

(The Bible is first and foremost a culinary treatise on the art of salad dressing)
Religious views depend a lot on what kind of animal you're listening to. Christians get theirs from priests. Buddhists get theirs from llamas. I got mine from a goldfish.
A llama (with two "Ls" and pronounced in Spanish as "YAH-mah") is the South American cousin of the camel. A lama is a Tibetan Buddhist priest (e.g., the Dalai Lama).
Yep, I know, but I first made this joke in French, where there's only one spelling, 'lama', for both the animal and Tibetan monk. I thought it translated well enough into English to be worth a place here.
(A cross-culture quote. It only makes sense if you're a French woman travelling the US.)

When I see In god we trust on a dollar bill, it's a reminder for me to give a visit to the local sex-shop, and to spend that bill there.
Actually, that could work just fine for Americans too (and I'm thinking I might find a way to use this one soon).

Here we call 'em strip clubs and it's all "look don't touch". A couple of my friends are dancers and now I have to ask them what they think of "In God We Trust" in their panties and platform shoes.
Sorry for the confusion. I didn't mean a strip club. I meant a shop that sells erotic or pornographic products, including sex toys. The 'cross-culture' component of the joke is due to the fact that gode (pronounced 'god', the final 'e' being silent) is a common French term for dildo.
LOL! God is a dildo! Dam I wish I knew more French! :-P
...not quite correct, I guess; shouldn´t that be a "godemiche" ?
Maybe not correct, but very common. Many people in France aren't even aware that gode is just an abbreviation for godemiché or godemichet.
"In God I distrust." -Slayer



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