my favorite was the reviewer who seemingly blamed Jesus for not grabbing the wheel during a car crash. "would not buy again".
I remember that toe tapper of a tune. Did John Prine do it once upon a time too?
I don't know. Prine would have been a good one to cover that tune. He was more likely to mention Mephistopheles.
Goin' 90 it ain't scary, long as I got the Virgin Mary,
Assurin' me that I won't go to hell.
There's a similar sentiment expressed in this ditty.
full lyrics pretty funny
That's new to me. LOL In my early teens I ran onto one of those saints figurines for cars but my parents wouldn't let me keep it. They said I wasn't Catholic. I lost a good silver ring to them one time that way also. That's why I ran away and joined the Army.
I have three of those chrome fish hanging from a string on the back of my Jeep. Isn't it odd that Christians use an implement of torture as their main symbol? I swear, there's a Pleasant Cross church near here.
I guess they use thinner nails.