I was considering buying a Dodge this year, then I saw this ad and realized that this company has little to no marketing sense because they chose to alienate all buyers who aren't Jewish or Christian by running this on the 8th day god created farmers, Paul Harvey horseshit. I was already annoyed by the Ram Tough commercials wondering why they only sought to appeal to rednecks and trogs and now this... I've owned three of their vehicles and I'll never buy another... good job Dodge. I had been driving through the local Dodge dealership eyeballing the new Dart and the Challenger which was an old love of mine for sometime too...
And now, for the rest of the story. And then the farmer ate an apple from god's favorite tree. God had a hissy fit, so god threw him and his wife's asses out paradise.
Nice Harvey you did there!
So what did the donkeys do once tossed out of paradise?
Yeah I've owned three and I was seriously eyeing that new Dart... not anymore and I wrote and told them thanks for alienating me and any other person in the nation that wasn't Christian or Jewish with that idiotic commercial. I also told them, never again, good job!
Did they say anything back?
Of course, I got the canned response that they would take my concerns to their marketing department and they invited me to reply to that email if I had further concerns...
Actually, I gave up on Dodge after owning one in the late 70's. Those of you who may have owned one from that period know what I mean. It's not that they don't make quality vehicles today, it's that the trauma from that POS was so devastating I doubt I'll ever recover.
Raises hand... testifies, damn Duster, I still have an indentation in my skull from simply getting in and out of the damn thing!
I used to say Jesus H Chrysler.
I figured anyone driving a Dodge back in that time period had plenty of cause to say it.
This is a story about the first farmer that god made. Cain, the son of Adam.
Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast.
6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.”
8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.”[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
10 The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground.11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. 12 When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you.You will be a restless wanderer on the earth.”
Doesn't say anything about Cain driving a Dodge. God didn't think much of Cain's produce, going from shepherd Abe's lambchops instead.
Wow nice one! Hope you sent that to the Dodge ad department. I got their automated response, I wanted to call the number and laugh maniacally.... I resisted.