Very nice! That's a keeper.
Referring to somerecent news articles.
Maybe a priest blessed their Brita pitcher!
No shit! Or rather, holy shit!
Holy Shit that's funny G Cat!
I was saddened to learn today that Ryland Sanders, creator of the church sign generator, had passed away three years ago after a struggle with COPD. (more at MetaTalk) He had also created the "God Hates Shrimp" site, and blogged (with plenty of secular sanity!) at A Boy and His Computer and on Tumblr.
So that's where the Christian fish symbol, the ΙΧΘΥΣ "ichthus" inscription, Catholics eating fish on Fridays, and so on and so forth, come from! All this time we've been misreading the deity's name! (Intentionally, or just for the halibut?)
Snopes.com reported on the argument that supposedly took place on two churches' signs, starting with "All dogs go to heaven" and "Only humans go to heaven; read the bible". Both "churches" were in fact two of the default styles of the church sign maker!
I think that same sequence was posted elsewhere on here some years back. It was a hoot back then and it remains a hoot now!