Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:


It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:

And let's not forget:

That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:


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Snopes.com reported on the argument that supposedly took place on two churches' signs, starting with "All dogs go to heaven" and "Only humans go to heaven; read the bible". Both "churches" were in fact two of the default styles of the church sign maker!

I think that same sequence was posted elsewhere on here some years back.  It was a hoot back then and it remains a hoot now!

News flash! The Church Sign Maker includes a wingnut among the many hundreds of religious and irreligious denomination symbols you can choose. (It's in the last category, Miscellaneous, under "nuts bolts3". Miscellaneous, Symbols, and Dingbats are worth browsing if you can't find what you want in the other categories.)

Whoa!  Most excellent!  Nice catch, GC, and many thanks!

If heaven has no animals because "animals do not have souls" then explain all of the spirit animals in the Old Testament. Somebody today is very ignorant on souls and what a soul is. We do not have souls. I would put mine in a matchbox and sell it but I cannot find my soul.

Michael!  You misplaced your soul AGAIN???  Naughty-naughty!  [grin!]

Found in the comments at Friendly Atheist, an image from Facebook:

Message on the sign of 'The One Church Of Truth': Son of a bitch! After doing some actual research we have realized the atheists are right




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