Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:


It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:

And let's not forget:

That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:


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I still like Humble Pie's retort to "you won't miss your pets in heaven because you'll have God":

Pish posh!  Like any "god" could be half as good as the cat sitting in my lap as I am typing this.  Is "god" going to sit in my lap and purr as I type?  ;)

OMG - this is awesome :)

Ooooo, bomber jackets!  Are those the ones with the C-4 lining?

That is hilarious!!

Yeah ... so much for the date reckoning, too!  I mean really - Jesus was born four years before Jesus was born?

Thanks for the excellent site Loren.

As a recovering ex-mo, I endorse this commentary.

A RELIGION WITHOUT A GOD IS LIKE A FISH WITHOUT A BICYCLE [fictitious sign for Parkside Humanists created at says-it.com]

This is fun! Glad to see there is a WBC generator too.


LOL! Sounds like their religious axiom, indeed!




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