Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:


It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:

And let's not forget:

That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:


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Good one MB.  I'm saving.

I was driving with a near-and-dear friend past one of these sorts of message boards.  It read: "HOW WOULD JESUS DRIVE?"

Dear Friend read it, looked at me with knitted brow and said,  "With a really big steering wheel?"

Surely he'd only need the 5 wood.

He might take a tip from Bagger Vance and try the "spoon" ... but I don't know if those two talk at all!

Loren, Great stuff.  Most church signs are almost parodies themselves, e.g., (actual sighting) SEND GOD A KNEE-MAIL.

Here are some actually church signs.

Funny Jim.


Those are great.

My pleasure, Melinda.  It's fun stuff!

I have my moments!  {grin!}

hagh.. the propaganda of shitty poetry!
get this the one down the way seems to have had this up for months...(others change weak i mean weekly...

"remember the there is only one I in sin!?!??" or some crap pffffft.. lame! change it already. right next to a puiblic school horseshit!

lookie here:
(sheep gone.. sheepish) in 20 fkn' 13~?~?~? read idiots! lies inc. is a fail!


you know why they like that crap because it's a quick fix. just like turning atheist and being free again in stead of born-lie again.. sheeeeeeeesh easy peasy . nothing is easy in education! dugh!!!
nothing except wikipedia is overnight dugh!




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