“Lord, I have a problem.”
“What is it, Eve?”
“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden, and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“And why is that Eve?”
“Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”
“Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution -- I shall create a man for you.”
“Man?? . . .  What is that, Lord?”
“A flawed creature, with many bad traits.  He’ll lie, cheat, and be vain. All in all, he’ll give you a hard time, but he’ll be bigger and faster and will love to hunt, fish, and bring you good things to eat. I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless, and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball around.   He won’t be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.”
“Sounds great,” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, ”but what’s the catch?”
“Well,   . . .   you can have him on one condition.”
“And what’s that, Lord?“
“Well, since he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret -- you know, "woman to woman!!!”

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