"Man is the only animal with the one true religion-several of them."
What a piece of work is Man
hold the irony
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent -- it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
A minister is one who prays publicly and preys privately
A don't quite remember who said it