OK nowhere else to post this but a tech head friend and I were discussing this over a couple of martinis and we think we have a plan.
Most large evangelical churches use cordless radio mikes so preachers and singers can prance and dance about while giving their holy message.
We thought it would be fun to build a broadcast van with a powerful radio transmitter able to overpower and interrupt the mike signal and broadcast our own "MESSAGE FROM GOD!" directly to the heart of the fundies.
This is a project for when I win a million dollars in lotto but imagine seeing the faces in the congregation when a booming voice "of God" comes out over their speaker system apparently out of nowhere.
Q: what messages would you give them?
It would have to be short and to the point so you could deliver it and move the van before anyone caught on to what was happening.