Ummm, Anthony? Yer material needs work, dude ... seriously! [grin!]
@ Loren, LOL.
God's a comin'? I just thought he was breathing real heavily.
@ Pat. LOL.
I thought it was Jesus that was supposed to come. Again, even.
Where is money first mentioned in the Bible ?
Noah's ark: Skunks took their (s)cents. Frogs took their green backs. Ducks took their bills.
Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark ? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Who was the greatest actor of all time ? Samson. He brought the house down.
Paging Henny Youngman! We found who was stealing your material!!!
Louis Theroux did some funny documentaries on televangelists and apocalyptic groups.
They're funny because with a straight face and in a friendly way, he makes the most sarcastic comments to the televangelists. They don't bridle because he's just sooo nice about it.
One group made a prediction that NYC would be heavily bombed at a certain date. So Louis Theroux goes to NYC on that date, then wearing a heavy helmet to guard against flying debris, he phones the group and says "I'm in NYC, everything seems to be fine ..."
They hung up on him :)
Thanks Sentient. I'm glad to learn that the bible doesn't consider fetuses or less than one month old infants to be persons. My eyes (and brain) must have been glazed-over when I read through that passage as a religious person.
Let me know when he shows up. I have a few complaints about how he screwed things up. And about how his followers behave.