I know it's hard to fathom that people still believe in demons, let alone demonic possession - but... the demon possession of THINGS (haunted spooooky things!) and who knows what lurks in that spanky tweed sport coat you picked up at Goodwill (I assume Salvation army has a ritual of some sort to exorcise eeeevilness from their donated goods).
Pat Robertson - who gives out wonderful advice to our youth from "tell mom dad would pay more attention to her if she hadn't gone to seed" to this little gem:
I suppose if your sweater is pea-green and projectile vomiting...
Oh noes!! What will I do now?
My favorite response is: "I thought Dinosaurs were extinct, but the PataRobosaurus still roams the Earth."
Demon possessed! Really? I'll take 10 of those and 2 of those and...
Super Cautious? More like superstitious Pat...