I was a Doubting Thomas for just awhile today, almost a backslider. Truth of the matter is I came within a hair's breath of taking up religion. It happened whilst I was making a mad dash from one side of the plant to the men's room on the other. For just a second there I almost cried out, "LORD, LORD!! I'LL BE YOUR SERVANT FOREVER IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME MAKE IT TO THAT COMMODE BEFORE I SHIT MY PANTS!!" However, I'm proud to say by shere force of will and character I did NOT succumb to that terrible temptation and I'm still an atheist! I hope this testimony will inspire others to keep their unfaith.