Why does this fucking stupid angels-on-the-head-of-a-pin-type silliness piss me off so much? If they want to nitpick about whether their silly god wants them to push an elevator, button that's their problem. If pushing a fucking elevator button is work, what about wiping the ass after pooping? Shaking Mr. Pokey (who, fortunately has been appropriately trimmed) after peeing?
If these crazies want to argue about elevator buttons, that's really their problem.