I'm impressed! The last time I saw photos of Jesus, he had long flowing locks. Damn hippie! Tonight I came home to this circular:
Jesus has really cleaned up his act. A goatee would be better, but hey, this is 2013 and full facial hair is in again. Plus, it's nicely trimmed, if full.
I remember reading somewhere, Jesus didn't really have the Tiny Tim hair style anyway. Something about, being a carpenter, the long hair was in danger of getting caught in his band saw or power drill and then he would need to miracle himself.
Not sure of his ethnicity - Alsatian maybe?
Well, at least everyone is smiling. They all have nice white teeth, too! Another of Jesus miracles, detailed in the book of Crest.
Probably not the response the mysterious visitors wanted. I wish they were here so I could discuss "Brad Pitt Jesus" with them. He's much sexier than he was before his make-over.
Maybe next time. I always think of the best thing to say hours, even days, later anyway.
Yes, it's the JW Jesus. I remember when he was only a man to them. These days he got promoted a little and if you are a non-member you sometimes get to hear them pray in his name.
It doesn't matter. Nothing changes regardless of how you pray. I'm experimenting with standing on one leg or maybe praying while holding a rabbit's foot. The damn rabbit keeps kicking and he has also tried to bite me.
If he was only a man, how did he pay for our sins?