Let them bring their holy water. I'll bring a ball bat and we'll see who wins.
THEY will win against YOU, Loren. Everyone knows vampires are terrified of holy water, and that when it is sprinkled on demons it causes burning and vapors.
You know why vampires are repelled by crosses? They're allergic to bullshit! Richard Pryor
I love how the word "baptized" is in quotes. That's how the word should always appear wherever it is written.
Yes - that is true.
They don't care - they pray for you anyway.
But...but...but, to a non-believer, this is an insult!