We have to hand it to lawyers.
Criticize their business practices and they say they are officers of the court.
Criticize their court practices and they say they are business people.
As legislators they can write bills with lots of ambiguities they can be paid to litigate.
Don't allow them to become legislators, as England did, and they criticize The Unlearned Parliament.
There's a story. A town has one lawyer and he drives a Ford. A second lawyer comes to town and soon they are both driving Lamborghinis.