Now who would have thought a pastor would be hiding a drug habit?
Actually..you're pretty close! Here's the addendum to the article...
(By the way: If you're thinking Wow, all this story needs is a stripper, guess what? Tims and his wife divorced in 2009 after he confessed to a one-year affair with a stripper. That's megachurch pastor bingo, right?)
Yeah, but that doesn't get you the mega church with all of the free flowing (tax exempt) cash to spend on strippers and drugs!
Mega church pastor = Charm, charisma, and a Mcbible.