I'm not sure where to file this, so I'll put in under Sacred Texts, but it's very tongue in cheek - so much so that your cheek might explode and it's not intended to cause offence (to gay people anyway).
So here we go: "And Dogma Created Gays"
It's well known that evolution favours mutations that survive and to survive we have to replicate those mutations multiple times.
Gay people, by definition do not have sex with members of the opposite sex and therefore cannot pass the "gay" gene on so homosexuality should have died out millennia ago: yet it's still with us.
There can only be one explanation for this.
Gay folk are breeding!
And the only way they can be breeding is that, through the strict interpretation of biblical texts, gay folk forced to marry and have children against their very nature. If we were more tolerant, and let them be "gay" the gene would, in time, be expelled from the gene pool and we'd all live happily ever after.
There are even courses, run by Evangelicals, who claim to be able to cure people of their homosexuality!
Therefore, it was religion's dumb interfering that gave us gay folk!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take this knowledge; improve it and sew the seeds of angsts among the religious having a great time doing so.