Reminds me of a rather disgusting joke. WARNING - If you're offended by off color humor and politically incorrect jests, read no further.
A 10 year old boy is standing at the edge of a 200 foot cliff with a sheer drop. He is crying and bawling his eyes out. A priest walks up and asks, "What is the trouble, my son?" The little boy, through his gasps, responds, "My Mom, Dad, and little sister were in the car, and it went over the cliff, and crashed and burned, and now they're all dead!" The priest looks at the boy, and as he undoes his belt, says, "I guess this just ain't your day."