Attention K-Mart Christians: Only 10 more shopping days until the Rapture so buy, buy, buy before you go permanently bye-bye. Remember, you can't take it with you.
Interviews with Harold Camping followers who've given up jobs, marriages and family in order to prepare for the Rapture on May 21st.
And those who quit jobs, left their relationships and families and generally cut themselves off, how are they going to feel when they realize the day after they've been played for fools?
I just hope none of them does anything really horrible.