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"The Editor" maintains the site and sometimes makes minor corrections to what God says, but he's human. That's probably not very clear on the site (but makes more sense than the trinity).

May I ask a simple question.  It might be theological.  If the editor is editing god, does that mean the editor is more godlike, than god?  I might start trembling.

Nah, it just means God is a busy dude.

How can someone who is exempt of space and time, omnipotent and omnipresent, EVER be busy?  If this schmuck managed to create several quintillion cubic light-years of universe, why would one miniscule planet in all of that be so much fuss?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you can't be bothered to DO something about my situation, FUCK THE HELL OFF!

Yeah, a sandwich would be nice, though ... know how to do a Reuben?

My favorite prayer is still the Alan Shepard Prayer (or astronaut's prayer). Sitting on top of the tube full of tons of fuel getting ready to take off he said, "Dear God please don't let me f&@! up"!


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