I thought you said raptor. Phew!
Seriously though folks, be aware who you sinners are defying right now with your mockery: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raptor_JesusAlso, I've seen some ridiculous time estimations for the rapture that would be pretty late over here. We all know that, if there was a God, he would use Greenwich Mean Time [GMT/UTC]. Possibly he might once have used Israeli time, if it was YHWH, but then thought better of it. But why on earth would he base the rapture on American Central Time?
"why on earth would he base the rapture on American Central Time?"
Duh! don't you realize that Gawd and Jeebus are Americans - from Iowa IIRC
Well, in some of the debate groups that I belong to, I asked that Christians in those groups to give me their checking and saving account numbers and pass words so I can transfer all their funds into my account.
So, far no one has responded. Pity, I can use all that extra money right now. lol
and another thing....did anybody hear a trumpet blow??? I was drunk last night so I might have missed it!! LOL!!!
No, no trumpets, I would guess that Jeebus is a no show again.
Let the backpedaling begin! I recently saw this post on YouTube:
An unrepentant Harold Camping took to the airwaves Monday night reasserting his beliefs in the end of the world and gave yet another prediction for the end of the world. The calculations for Jesus' second coming were apparently wrong, but those for the world's end are correct. "It won't be five months of terrible difficulty," said Camping. "Instead, the world will end quickly on Oct. 21."
Anyone want to forecast what Camping will say when Oct. 21 rolls around and nothing happens?
How did that old saying go?? Oh yeah, I remember; Fool my once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I don't know about a third time except a fool and his money are soon parted.