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Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cuz you suck!
God:
Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
oh yeah?
God:
Aha. Awesome.
Me:
you're a lame deep shit god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lame deep shit god? Only when it matters.
Me:
you're a moron god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a moron god? Sometimes.


Infidel wins!
Me: Have you read the Bible?
God: I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me: What do you think about the Old Testament?
God: I don't know anything about it.

Well, no wonder Christians don't know the Old Testament...even God hasn't read it!
That is hilarious.

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