Holy pareidolia, Batman! It's Jesus! Well, actually, it's an image on a cancer patient's MRI that she thinks looks like Jesus. She calls it a divine discovery. Here’s a transcript from an Oct. 5th video CNN did on the story (you can watch the video by clicking on it in the column at the left).
This belongs with those "man bites dog" kind of stories to my mind but, hey, CNN calls it news so who am I to argue?
More, including the CNN video and a slide show of other deities who show up on MRI scans (there's even one for PZ Myers fans), here.
For PZ Myers fans: Squid Jesus!