Oh dang it! Story is this kid got up in the middle of the night (four years old, you understand), grabbed a beer out of the fridge and headed out the door! He walked into the living room of a house with an unlocked front door and started helping himself to the Christmas presents! He opened one present and it had a little girl's dress in it so he promptly put it on and headed out again!! So, his mother wakes up and finding him gone goes into a panic, the cops find him in the middle of the street doing his drag queen routine and half the beer in down his gullet! Oh, the joys of having children!