Louisiana physicist has proved God's existence
"In this case, he followed it through what he calls the Cosmological Singularity Principle. 'God is the cosmological singularity, out of which the universe sprang. God created the universe, he will guide the universe, and until finally the universe will recollapse into him. The final singularity which is the same as the initial singularity. The cosmological singularity at its fullest extent is, in fact, God.'"
Not freaking likely.
I like how they don't actually include the proof because, if you are like the Dean of the Lutheran Theological Seminary, "One difficulty is knowledge today is so specialized, someone like me can't follow the math."