May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all and touch you with his noodly appendages and give you the wisdom of the pirates.
I will be on my knees using my hair to wash his noodly appendages with olive oil and garlic. I get al dente thinking about it.
Lives near an olive oil well too!
I've heard about this but I think his noodly apendages might sting the hell out of you.
Only if you make him mad.