I live in a very religious town, so I hear this saying about 2 or 3 times every week, whether it be to me or someone near me.  I usually don't respond when it is said to me, but what do you think a good response would be?

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So does Barney !
Yes, but he still has to wear a condom just like everyone else.
Great
"Says him!  The jury ruled it rape...."
He loves me so much that he is willing to send me to burn in hell forever for not believing in him.
oh this is the best one i've read so far
haha! That would be effective!

More than Allah loves me?

Sorry. Buddha loves me more.

Good because I hate him.

So?

Will this put food on my plate?

Does love cure cancer?

Who cares? Who the hell cares?

Who's Jesus? Jesus who?

What? I can't hear you.

BLANK STARE

Look all confused and act like I have never heard of Jesus before.


Jesus loves you, but he's not "In" love with you.

._. I've been led on by the lord.  What sucks worse is that you can't get away from him to grieve...you know...being omnipresent and all.

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