w/o humans god(s) would never exist
jesus (whatever son from whatever creatoin myth story fable) was a martyr painted with a broad brush and even had parts of his life written into books surely authored by what whould be considered violent criminals today. and along came education and communications;
perhaps a perhaps too complex comeback could be
"Jesus loves me? So I can love you back; an atheist loving a christian; you sure you wanna go there?
When do I push on you 'come to the atheist meetup w/me?'"
I wonder how many folks realize when their pockets are getting picked or actual criminals are within the pews watching and waiting; networking. for jesus/god/money dugh.
they must really fear or hate this site; the hurt, maybe dangerous, looking for love, kind of bad people.
I just had this happen to me.
I replied (my first gut response),
"I have no idea you're talking about."
You guys had some better ones, but I just wanted to share.
oops meant to say:
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
It was off the top of my head...
I'd hope for a funnier less mean sounding reply if it happens again.
I should have said, "Oh he says that to all the girls."
Jesus loves you, or is it just gas?
He doesn't call, he doesn't write,
I think he jerk me 'round for spite!
Yeah, Jesus loves me ... that and $0.55 will get me a cup of coffee from the machine at the commissary.
"Thank you". If you want to go further, "that's nice of you but I don't believe in superstition", "but I appreciate your good heart and loving wishes".