With christian haunted houses, and Jesusween, maybe it's time for an Atheist Haunted House.


We could scare kids with all sorts of theist behavior -


Burnings at the stake


Child rapes

Suicide bombers

The Inquisition, with torture chambers

The pope


and a special section with Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.


This has ME scared.  Whooooooooo!


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The most frightening of would be.... Pat Robertson!

He could jump out and scare everybody.

Might be too intense for younger children.

I'd fill it with politicians, lawyers, lobbyists and bankers. ;)

THat's really scary!

The christian male's attitude, that it is ok to harm, hurt, repress, exploit, use, dominate women based upon the belief, that the more the women suffer on earth, the more they will be rewarded and compensated by a god in the afterlife.  

Remember Jim Jones???   I think he was pretty scary.....Like come with me to my colony and enjoy death ....drink some koolaid laced with poison!!!!!

That is a good one.

We'll have to plan on a haunted house next year!  Definitely grape Kool-aid for all!

For sure!!!!!!


I think I would be more inclined to go along a more Hannibal Lector theme, I mean I always enjoyed that scene in the second movie when he has Jodie Foster’s character and the one other FBI agent strapped to the wooden chairs and Hannibal.


Although on second thought, perhaps some sort of mock reenactment of the inside of the Branch Cult Davidian’s Compound in Waco as they’re all under fire from the FBI might be good too. 


I think the easiest route would be to just stand outside the exit of a christian hell house. "Hey kids! Wasn't that guy nailed to the two by fours at the end the scariest or what? Well lets discuss what this place illustrates about the terrifying realities of christianity..."

Carve a picture in a pumpkin, with the face of the virgin mary in it.  


That way, after it starts to decay a little, and gets slightly distorted, you can take pictures of it and sell it on ebay!






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