With christian haunted houses, and Jesusween, maybe it's time for an Atheist Haunted House.
We could scare kids with all sorts of theist behavior -
Burnings at the stake
The Inquisition, with torture chambers
and a special section with Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.
This has ME scared. Whooooooooo!
I would make it just like the House of Torment Haunted House
Mutilation of children's genitals
Public hangings of gays
Stoning of women
Self flagellation as penance
But Perry and Bachmann?! Wow Sentient. Now, you're even creeping me out!