LOL!! my Mom used to say crap like that all the time (she is dead now).
She would tell us (her sons) how much she regretted not being more strict about making us
go to church when we were kids, and it was all her fault that we turned out to be heathens :)
This is sad, but also funny, and relevant to the topic.
What's the creepiest thing a theist has ever said to you?
That there is a God and he is Great and that he Loves me....:p....pfffffthh..