One told me she loved Jesus more than her husband, anything or anyone alive.

 I told her i found that very sad and disturbing.
She's no longer writing to me.

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One of my employee asked me,

Employee :do you have any reason to be good if you don't believe in god?
Me :so if you stop going to the church, can i fire you?
Employee : ummm ,but but.......
Last Sat. I went to a lecture by Dr. Darrel Ray (The God Virus). Afterward I went to Verizon to get my daughter's phone fixed. The manager was helping us (he was flirting a lot, while also telling us how religious he is and has been blessed with 8 "presents from God"). I was just interested in getting the damn phone fixed and drive my hour home!! I asked him if he was sure (this phone has been 'fixed' more times than I can keep track of).......and he held the phone out in his palm..did an exaggerated extension of his other arm to cover the phone and L-O-U-D-L-Y declared the phone has been "cured, touched, and blessed by the Lord"!!!!

so now we gots a jeebus phone...but he hasn't called yet :0)
In the military another soldier saw my dog tags that say "Atheist". She turned with the most intrigued look and said "You look nice, you don't seem like someone who eats babies"!!!!!!!
I'd point out how most serial killers don't look like they're dangerous, either. XD Albert Fish didn't look like a cannibal, either. That's how we get away with it. We actually have sites dedicated solely to baby-cooking recipes. XD

Seriously, who thinks atheists are baby-eaters and why? D;
That baby-eating just shows that atheists are smart and know which meat is soft and delicious. Muhhahaa..
Not to mention, it helps reduce the number of unwanted children ending up in foster care.

Since we couldn't kill them in-utero, we did out after, and added barbeque sauce.
And it would help to fight famine in third world countries.
And thus logic solves the world's problems again. Morals totally just get in the way.
Thank you. It works wonders for keeping my dry skin smooth and youthful.
Presumably in the same plant you use to make Girl Scout Cookies.
Extra Virgin!

It reminds me of a tribeman, familiar with canned corn beef with a picture of a cow on the side, who saw his first tin of baby food.
On my honor, I will try to taste as good as possible when killed and processed into cookies. *holds two fingers up and other hand over heart*



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