Just the other day my family was looking at 8 acres to build a house on. I asked the next door neighbor if she knew where her property line went to (it was the same distance back as the land we were looking at). She was kind of pissy and said "No." She then proceeded to tell me that her husband had been walking all over that land while praying outloud to god to let him be able to buy it to build a church on. Yikes! I said thanks and split.
So we figured they'd be pretty pissed if we put rocks in pentagram shapes all over the place and may decide we needed to die! (I'm kidding about the pentagrams ☺)
Not sure if we're gonna buy it or not....not sure if they're blowhard idiots or fundy crazies...
Christians=TMI (Too much Information)
I've noticed Christians love to tell people how holy they are, and how and why they prey. Seriously, why do Christians get off by ranting on and on to any warm body about the minutia of their lives? I get this all the time!
my friend:"You're making God sound like an emotionally unstable girlfriend. He doesn't need your love to feel good about himself. He doesn't want to send you to hell... but he will."
When I was a kid in 4th grade, my religious Mom had the wonderful brain fart to send me to
a Seventh Day Adventist school.
Talk about a bunch of scary freaks!!!!!
Anyway, my teacher told us the story of a family who went on vacation only to return and find
that their home furniture had been rearranged and vandalism done by GHOSTS!!!!
This creeped me out, not because I believed in ghosts, but the utter verousity with which she told this spooky story to us little kids.
The moral of the story was supposed to be that the family had refused Jesus, and now they
believed and their souls were saved.
Instead of learning math, english, etc to prepair us kids for the real world, this is the kind of crap we learned!!
I was considered a outcast and nonconformist to them and they flunked and expelled me.
I was forced to repeat the 4th grade in public school and I have never forgiven my Mom
for sending me to that hell hole of a "school".