Wow, there really seems to be a lot of nut-jobs out there. I think I may just burst out laughing if I ever had to meet people like this. Then again that could be quite dangerous, they may try to exorcise the demons from me!
Years ago,when I lived in B'ham Ala I started to get on a bus..This skinny old woman got on ahead of me and said in a loud voice, to all the riders:,"I'm a goanna do sum preachin!" I said,in an equally loud voice:"I'm a gettin' off this bus!" And I waited for the next one.